I’m riding a wave of unusually acute motivation to purge junk from my house (probably from browsing r/hoarding on Reddit). I just threw away some cold medicine that expired four years before we moved here. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN??
Please be the robot!-MBG
The robot is EASY to find, you just have to feel for the square head.
Can’t we just talk to the humans? A little understanding could make things better. Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?
…No, because they are dead.
You know how they say that you can stave off chocolate cravings by eating a small piece of high-quility, very dark chocolate?
LIES.
That’s like saying you can satiate a White Castle craving by eating a perfectly prepared Porterhouse steak, because after all, it’s higher quality and far less processed.
I just tried to fulfill a craving for a Russel Stover coconut creme egg by eating a small piece of Green & Black Organic 70% chocolate. I actually HATE “the good stuff”; I think it tastes gross. All it did was piss me off.
You know, I’ve been to Zumba. I’ve also been to therapy. They are in no way even close to being replacements for each other.
Just another offensive contribution to the culture of belittling people who need help.
Some Other People Who, by Geraldo’s Standards, Are Asking to Be Shot
Great minds think alike…
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Sailors of the U.S. 7th Fleet Band’s Pacific Ambassadors perform in front of an audience of 800 people at Hong Kong Disneyland. Sailors from the U.S. 7th Fleet flagship USS Blue Ridge (LCC 19) are in Hong Kong for a port visit. (U.S. Navy photos by: Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class James Norman) Public Domain
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Spouses of long-time PO1s will get this, amirite?
To the gals out there whose husbands made Board their first time up; who are posting on Facebook something to the effect of “Congratulations sweetie, I’m so proud of you!!!”; and whose friends are posting comments along the lines of “Wow! I can’t wait to see him get pinned!” -
You’re adorable.
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